3rd Bass Lyrics

Album: Derelicts Of Dialect

Kick 'Em In The Grill Lyrics

{*breathing like Darth Vader*} 

The next selection is.. bass filled.. 

Musical compisition, entitled.. 

Microphone Techniques.. 

Please check it out.. 

[Greg Nice] 

Get up everybody, it's time to sway OK 

Greg Nice is on the mic with no delay 

Get up everybody, it's time to sway OK 

Greg Nice is on the mic with no delay 

She, said, her name was Lola 

I, said, yo Lola, swolla 

Suave bola, Ayatollah 

Saudi Arabia, Coca-Cola 

My Rolex watch is ran by solar 

Get down, peep my mic technique 

Let's freak let's freak let's freak to the beat 

Checks get cashed, at the end of the weak 

C'mon, Deck the Halls with skins and party 

Gainin weight cause I do eat hearty 

When I wanna get tipsy I drink Bacardi 

Greg Nice, I'm outta here, ghost! 

"I'm on the microphone.." (5X) 

[Pete Nice] 

Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester 

Not me, the Minister, the mic molestor 

Five-oh arrest a G, doin ill deeds 

Took a hoe to pull out the weeds 

Droppin G, the case court is to hobos 

Kickin the bobo, chewin on a Rolo 

Ain't a Volvo with no paid promos 

Sippin cocoa and rollin up momos 

Fee fie foe fum I need awake drums 

The buns ain't mack cause your breath hums 

No Funky Drummer loser pass summons 

But you can't stop the +Humrush+ hummings 

Like Roto Rooter layin pipes like a plumber 

Nice and Smooth cause Three's a prime number 

I go brick church buildin when I'm sleepin 

So flip off my tip, I rip the mic techniquein 

"I'm on the microphone.." (6X) 

[Smooth B] 

I praise the Lord that I'm no longer a vandal 

Kiss my daughter goodnight, then I light a white candle 

and sit back and meditate 

Evaluate, appreciate 

Cause I didn't have to be here, on wax 

Unveling a truth with proof of all facts 

Cause in my life I see the life of many others 

Various shades of colors, sisters brothers 

And once my soul leaves my bodily shell 

I believe to receive a new vail 

of some concious subconcious abode 

chose by few on the positive road 

A man is judged by the goodness of his heart 

So who's to say who's dumb and who's smart? 

Aiyyo Serch (Whattup?) I came to hear you speak 

Get on the mic and flaunt your microphone technique 

"I'm on the microphone.." (7X) 

[MC Serch] 

Watch me shine til it's time for sundown 

I had a scuffle with a kid it only went one round 

I got a girl so there's no need to sex a hoe 

But I gas em up just like they're at Texaco 

Ring goes my phone, so I pick it up and say, "Whattup?" 

Somebody's flippin, so I tell him to shut up 

We'd use a F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright 

so I'll make it +Funky For You+ with Greg Nice 

and his partner Smooth B 

Watch the Superbowl, just for Bud Bowl III 

Then I watch Living Colour, cause "Homey don't play dat" 

Money like my honey in my crib and it'll stay that way 

The equality variety 

You don't like it then you're gonna join the Dead Poet's Society 

Try to flip on what this quartet speaks 

and Serch will disperse, the microphone techniques 

* discussion by the crew over the beat until the end *