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Clinical Colostomy Lyrics

[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte]

 

 Stain-less steel doors burst open

 A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver

 Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench

 ...By the stench...

 

 Horrified nurses scatter

 Foul human cess seeps

 Punctuation the smell

 Of acrid colonic contents

 ...colonical...

 

 Numbed by the reek,

 prepare for surgery

 Internal horror revealed,

 with a blast from the asscheek

 

 Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance

 Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table

 Eyes see shit, decorating the tools

 Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour

 

 The ribcage opens,

 a smell comes to the fore

 Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,

 regurgitation ensues

 

 Disbelieving doctors from theories

 Manure, in puddles,

 from a human sewer

 An unbelievable reek should have drained

 from his pooper

 

 Gasses build up pressure

 Causing an ominous rumble from within

 A ghastly turn of events

 leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined

 

 Stain-less steel doors burst open

 yet in the other way

 phrenetic surgeons are fleeing

 this coprophagic mess

 

 Numbed by the reek,

 prepare for surgery

 Internal horror revealed,

 with a blast from the asscheek

 

 A gruesome ending

 to a tale of coprophagic grandeur

 The art of forensic scatology

 had to be endured

 A bacteriological manifestation

 which leaves no doubt

 Infecting bystanders

 with this methane gargling disease