Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: Stan and Judy's Kid

7 Foot Man Lyrics

I'm the 7 foot man, 

I've commited no crime, 

Bumping my head into doorways, 

It happens all the time, 

I'm 7 feet tall, 

And I repeat, 

They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, 

I'm 7 feet tall, 

And I dont play basketball, 

I'm 7 feet tall, 

But I'm still just a man, 

So of course it hurts me a lot, 

When I walk into the ceiling fan, 

Small people say I wish I was him, 

But its been nine years since I've had a trim, 

The barber says, 

I cant reach the top of his head, 

7 foot man, 

(ha ha)I cannot hide, 

7 foot man, 

I know cause I've tried, 

7 foot man, 

My last girlfriend died, 

Because my penis, 

Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!! 

So the next time you see me, 

Walking around, 

And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, 

Tell me to duck down, 

And I'll pay you back , 

Soon you will see, 

By getting you frisbee down from that tree, 

I do what i can, 

I'm the 7 foot man, 

7 foot man, 

7 foot man