Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Fatty McGee Lyrics

[Talking quietly]

 [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."

 [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago. 

 Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"

 [M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

 [M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."

 [M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."

 [M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"

 [M1:] "All right."

 [Turning pages]

 

 [Heavy steps]

 [M2:] "Uh oh"

 [M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. 

 We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

 [Heavy steps continue]

 [M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! 

 That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

 

 [Fatty whining, try to catch breath]

 [M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."

 [Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"

 [M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."

 [Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."

 [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]

 [M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"

 [Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"

 [Fatty continuing to whine and snort]

 [M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."

 [Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."

 [M1:] "Oh man."

 [Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly] 

 "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."

 [Whining continues even louder]

 [M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."

 [Wheezing continues a little softer]

 [M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

 

 [Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

 

 [M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"

 [M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum. 

 Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." 

 [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]

 [M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"

 [Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."

 [Whining continues]

 [M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen! 

 Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"

 [Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]

 [M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

 

 [Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]

 [M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"

 [Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"

 [Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"

 [M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."

 [Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"

 [Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]

 [Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"

 [Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"

 [Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"

 [Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"

 [Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"

 [Everyone laughing at stupid joke]

 [Raspberry]