Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Lyrics

[Phone Rings]

 [Mr. Spindel picks it up]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" 

 [Chuckling]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?"

 [Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" 

 [Chuckling]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!"

 [Student Hangs up phone]

 

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Dial tone]

 

 [Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"

 [Recording continues]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Recording continues]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"

 [Recording continues]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"

 [Silence]

 

 [Bleeping noise]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Please."

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"

 [Bleeping]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"

 [Slams down phone]

 

 [Phone rings]

 [Mr. Spindel picks it up]

 [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"

 [Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."

 [Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"

 [Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever. 

 Who have you been talking to?"

 [Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"