Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Oh Mom... Lyrics

[Silverware clicking]

 [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"

 [F1:] "Here you go"

 [M1:] "Thanks"

 [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? 

 I got invited to a party tonight! 

 And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Brad:] "Why not Mom?"

 [F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go."

 [Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Brad:] "Oh mom..."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [F1:] "Don't wory Brad."

 

 

 [F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, 

 but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, 

 but I was nervous to buy it. 

 What do you think?

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [F2:] "Really? I really like it..."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [F2:] "Oh mom, who is?"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 

 [M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [M3:] "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [M3:] "Do you think you could drop me off there?..."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [M3:] "How am I gonna get there?"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [M3:] "I'll walk I guess."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 

 [Cindy:] "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "Please?"

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "Come on, mom."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Brad:] "I'll get it for you Cindy."

 [Cindy:] "Thanks Brad."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Cindy:] "Thanks for the tip, Ma."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 

 [Brad:] "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Brad:] "Why are we eating inside? 

 It's a beautiful night. 

 We need to get out more."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "Mother, Brad is right."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "We should go out, it'll be fun."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [M3:] "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Cindy:] "You wanna come Dave?"

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Dave:] "No, I'll hang out with mom."

 [M1:] "You sure?"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Dave:] "Yeah, go without me."

 [M3:] "All right, see you guys later."

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 

 [Dave:] "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... 

 You sure know how to cook! 

 Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. 

 Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"

 [Mom:] "NOOO!!"

 [Dave:] "Please?"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Dave:] "Mom, you're over reacting!"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Dave:] "Why are you so overprotective!?"

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Dave:] "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! 

 You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"

 [Bangs on the table, gets up]

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

 [Screen door closes]

 [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at him!"