Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics

[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?"

 [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"

 [Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."

 [Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, 

 and he doesn't want me on the phone. 

 So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."

 [Richie:] "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."

 [She hangs up phone]

 

 [Phone rings]

 [Richie:] "Hello?"

 [Samantha:] "Sorry, I thought he was coming."

 [Richie:] "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet

 [Samantha:] "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."

 [Richie:] "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."

 [She hangs up phone]

 [Richie:] "Come on.."

 

 [Phone rings]

 [Richie:] "Hey."

 [Samantha:] "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

 [Richie:] "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? 

 Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty 

 or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

 [She hangs up the phone again]

 [Richie:] "Give me a break..."

 

 [Phone rings]

 [Richie:] "Hello."

 [Samantha:] "Sorry. It was just my dog."

 [Richie:] "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"

 [Samantha:] "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. 

 Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."

 [Richie:] "Don't hang up!"

 [Samantha:] "Richie, I can't talk!"

 [Richie:] "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."

 [Samantha:] "It's not my dad."

 [Richie:] "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"

 [Samantha:] "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."

 [Richie:] "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"

 [Samantha:] "Richie!"

 [Richie:] "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"

 [Samantha:] "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

 

 [Hands phone to guy]

 [Richie:] "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!

 You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"

 [Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"

 [Richie:] "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! 

 Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!"

 [Buffoon:] "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."

 [Richie:] "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"

 [Richie slams down phone]

 

 [Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"

 [Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"

 [Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."