Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

The Cheerleader Lyrics

[Sound of pom-poms]

 [Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice] 

 "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"

 [Performing cheer]

 [Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the 

 Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"

 [No response]

 [Cheerleader:] "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

 [Still no response]

 [Cheerleader:] "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! 

 And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

 [Guy in crowd:] "Sit down!"

 [Cheerleader:] "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] 

 "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? 

 Let's see you come down here and try it!"

 [Guy:] "Shut up!"

 [Cheerleader:] "You're the one who should be shutting up! 

 This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! 

 I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying]

 [Guy:] "You suck!"

 [Cheerleader: Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, 

 but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."

 [Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]

 [Cheerleader:] "Owwww! Who threw that!? 

 I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" [Whining]

 [Crowd cheering softly in background]

 [Guy:] "We're sorry."

 [Pause]

 [Guy:] "Just kidding, you suck!"

 [Cheerleader: Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."