Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

The Longest Pee Lyrics

[Line of people talking]

 "Hey man, let me in there first"

 -"Go ahead man, take it easy"

 "Thanks, I really gotta pee"

 

 [Open door, close door]

 [Unzip pants]

 [Start pissin..........groaning....]

 "Oh man"

 [.....]

 "Ohhh yeah"

 [.....]

 "Ahhhh"

 [......Stop Briefly]

 "Ahh"

 

 [Start Pissing again..]

 "Oh man"

 [........]

 "Oh man"

 [...............]

 "Oh Man"

 [.......gets louder]

 "OH MAN"

 [..........and louder]

 "OH MAN!!"

 [............as loud as a hose]

 "OH MAN!!! OH.."

 [...........]

 "Oh no!"

 [........]

 "Oh Man!"

 [...............slows down]

 "ahhh"

 [Stops]

 "Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

 

 [Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]

 "Oh! OH MAN!"

 [..............]

 "OH MY GOD!"

 

 [Banging on the Door]

 [Pissing slows down to dribble]

 "I'll be out in a minute!"

 [....dribbling...]

 "oh..oh my"

 [Stops]

 "oh...Oh thank God"

 

 [Zips up pants]

 [Pisses in pants]

 "Awwww MAN!"

 

 [People laughing]

 -"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"

 "I know"

 -"So did I"

 "I guess that makes us piss pals"

 [Horrible annoying laughter]

 [Rasberry]