Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Camp Granada Lyrics

hello mudda, hello fadda

here i am at camp granada

camp is very entertaining

they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining

i went hiking with joe spivy

he developed poison ivy

you remeber leonard skinner

he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

all the counslers hate the waiters

and the lake has alligators

and the head coach wants no sissies

so he reads to us from something called uylesses

i dont want this, should i scare ya

but my bunk mate has malaria

you remember jeffery hardy

they're about to organize a seaching party

take me home, o mudda fudda

take me home, i hate granada

don't leave me out in the forest

where i might get eaten by a bear

take me home, i promise i will not make noise

or mess the house with other boys

o please don't make me stay

i've been here one whole day

dearest fadda, darling mudda

how's my precious little brudda

let me come home, if you miss me

i would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss me

wait a minute, it stopped hailing

guys are swimming, gals are sailing

playing base ball, gee that's bedda

mudda fudda kindly disregard this letter!