Adam Sandler Lyrics

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Kermit And Big Bird Stoned Lyrics

can ya tell me how to get,

how to get to seceamia street

Kermit: Hello, kermit the frog here,

And welcome to seceamia street

Id like to tell you what todays letter is but i am really

ffffucked up

Big bird, do you know what todays letter is?

Big bird: Sure kernit...

Todays letter is....joint

Kermit: ya...Big bird, joint is not a letter, it is a word

Big Bird:Sorry kids, todays letter is...3

Kermit: Big bird, 3 is a number 

Big bird: Exactly! The number 3, which is how many joints i'v smoked today

...kermit, are you with me?

Kermit:God im stoned...

Big bird: Me too...

Elmo:guys, guys, show go on! Come on!

Kermit:Thank you elmo...how bout we say our abc's?

Both: ABCDEFRGQKCRCF

Big Bird:I forgot what we where doing, krammit

Kermit:...did you just call me...krammit?

Big bird:Yes i did

Kermit:...Krammit the frog here...well kids thats all the time we have for today

goodbye kids...todays show was bought to you by the letter

Big bird:Bong

Kermit:And the number

Big bird: God, your messed up

Kermit:..Fuck you, the number fuck you...bye bye!

Big Bird:Bye bye kids!

can ya tell me how to get,

how to get to senceamia street