Adam Sandler Lyrics

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The Chanukah Song Pt. 3 Lyrics

"Chanukah is

the festival of lights;

One day of presents? 

Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights!

But if you still feel like the only kid in town

without a Christmas tree, 

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you,

so here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from "Friends"

say the Chanukah blessing,

So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will and Grace"'s Debra Messing!

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,

Maybe they should have called that show 

"Little Kosher House on the Prairie"!

We got Jerry Lewis,

Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, 

but you guys can have him back!

(Just kidding, Tommy!.)

We may not get to kiss 

underneath the mistletoe,

But we can do it all night long 

with Deuce Bigalow!

Rob Schneider: I'm Jewish!?!?!

Adam Sandler: Oh my God. Sweet Robbie Schneider is here! 

Drei-Dels: Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah...

Rob Schneider: "The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah!

Adam Sandler: Aww. Good job buddy. Get going.

"Osama bin Laden...

The Driedels: BOO!

Adam Sandler: "Not a big fan of the Jews!

Well maybe that's because he lost the figure skating match 

to gold medalist Sarah Hughes!

(Her mama's Jewish.)

Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets 

with such precision, 

but one thing they could not get out of...

Their painful circumcision!

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish,

But a full-time Oscar winner,

Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too,

And I'd like to put more in her! Whoo!

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, 

Beck, and Paula Abdul,

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, 

but first came Hebrew school!

Hey!

Natalie Portmanika

It's time to celebrate Chanukah,

I hope I get an Abtronica

On this joyful, toyful Chanukah,

So get a high colonika

And soil your long-johnnakahs

If you really, really wannakah,

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,

happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!"