Adam Sandler Lyrics

Album: Unknown

The Peeper Lyrics

The peeper, The peeper,

Whats going through his head?

Whoah!

Climbing the tree.

Slowly, quietly,

Looking for next branch.

Found it, got it.

Window height, great view.

Settlin' in, keepin it quiet.

Hidden. Heart pounding through chest.

Waiting. Looking around.

Nervous. 

Lights on jackpot, here she is.

Oh my, new pants.

Classy, not too tight.

Walking around the room.

No idea I'm here.

Lovin' It. Rubbin her feet.

Tough day. Relaxing.

Hops off bed going towards bathroom.

Shutting the door.

Alone again. Waiting.

Looking around. Bored.

Pull out nipple clips.

Painful! Oww.

But deserved it.

Bathroom door opens. Lovin it.

Oh my, hair's in a pony tail.

She picks up the tv clicker. Click.

Sitting back. Watching.

Watching her watch. Lovin it.

She laughs. Hahaha, I laugh.

Sharing a moment.

Theres her dog, not good.

He can smell me. Should've showered.

Barking. Please leave. Oh no here she comes.

Staying motionless. Fuckin dog's losing it.

Spot, you be quiet and go home like a good boy.

Doesnt see me. She's georgeous. I'm broken.

Knock at front door, she goes to answer.

It's him, the boyfriend.

They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard.

Hatin myself. Sniffing fingers.

She moans. I moan

He looks up, busted. Should not have moaned.

He walks towards window. Muscular.

Full of rage. Looking right at me.

Feeling shame. Completely worthless.

Hard as a rock.

(Male Yelling)"I see you shithead, well the cops are coming you sick fuck, and if you even think about running way I'll come down there and bash your fucking skull in with a lead pipe."

Staying still, motionless.

Pretending to be a squirrel. Not working.

She's calling. Dream shattered.

Ultimate humiliation. Ejaculating.

(Male Yelling) "Argh you gross pig, you're a piece of shit you know that?"

Yes I do. Can't help myself.

(Police Yelling) "LAPD, Get down from the tree buddy."

Tying the squirrel thing again, looking for a nut.

(Police Yelling) "I said get down from there."

Down I go. Ow!!

(Girl Yelling) "I hope they out u away for a long time, you need some serious help, you arsehole!"

I know I do. Wifes gonna kill me.

Handcuffed, Can't sniff fingers.

Please piss on me.

Please piss on me.

If someone could piss on me that would be great.

The peeper, The peeper,

He's going off to jail.