Anvil Lyrics

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Safe Sex Lyrics

Gotta new lover

 Better take cover

 Got some advice

 You'd better think twice

 Arrow's in the quiver

 When you're ready to deliver

 Weenie wrap

 To collect the sap

 Stretch and Seal a meal

 It just don't feel real

 12 or 24 to the pack

 Find them on the drugstore rack

 

 Safe sex

 If I abstain

 I'll go insane

 Safe sex

 Give me sleaze

 And not disease

 

 Electro-tested for tears and leaks

 Lubricated prophylactic sheiks

 Get it up, get it on!

 

 yank it, crank it

 Piggies in a blanket

 Clean your gun

 When it's all done

 Vacuum packed for your protection

 Sanitized to fight infection