Barenaked Ladies Lyrics

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Having A Baby Lyrics

I woke up this morning and I felt sick

There's something inside me, I felt it kick

Something's gone wrong, something's gone wrong

I've got a bad headache and I've got the shakes

Nothing seems to suit this tummy ache

Could it be so? No, it can't be so

Steven Page is having a baby, Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth

I feel kinda special that I'm the one

To bring the world a daughter or maybe a son

Well, either's just fine so long as their mine

And if it's a boy I'll call him Gordon

And if it's a girl I'll call her Gordon

I just like the name Gordon

Steven Page is having a baby, Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth

Steven Page is playing a solo, Steven page is playing a solo

They said Steve could never play jazz

And now it's time for the big morality quiz

'Cause I don't know just who the father is

[who's the daddy, who, who's the daddy?]

But I don't mind 'cause all I want is a baby

[all I want is a baby, all I want]

All I want is a kid

Well maybe it's crazy it might sound dumb,

But will I be a daddy or maybe a mum?

Just call me Steve, just call me Steve

And where will it come out when I give birth?

Should I sell my story? How much is it worth?

You won't believe, you just wouldn't believe.

[You won't believe it, really!]

Steven Page is having a baby [oh yeah]

Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth etc..