Beastie Boys Lyrics

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The Grasshopper Unit Lyrics

Dear Alex and Marilyn

They're Lovey and Thurston howellin

The grasshopper unit is prowellin

And Rufus is back home growellin

For all of y'all that are dozin

On Hornblower's lederhosen

Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen

And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in

Cause when he's out in space carousin

Pick up my mic and start joustin

His name plate medallion

Says never trust a hal 9000

Check the horizontal hold and check the tint

Are these three fools back at it again

Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint

Nothin but sparks ignitin'

Check two one two mic testin

This one goes out to Dechen

Rise fallen fighters take your stance again

Don't think too much about the color of skin

Order in vegetarian sharks fin

Try to keep my life non violent

Rewind the tape and punch me in

Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in

I'm a long way from where I've been but I gotta keep movin'

Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it

Ooh my my something's really wrong

The p.a. sound is deafenin

Bitin MCs I'm oustinin

With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin

So on your way out please take a mint

Got the studio to throw a craze in

The basslines Yauch just lays in

This song is the grass you're grazin

Add a little flange and phase in

Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin

I'm off the hook so don't bother dialin

They're gonna put me in the b.i.n.

And if I die notify the next of kin

It's like that y'all