Blind Guardian Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Ebay Lyrics

EBAY

Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

New lyrics by Al Yankovic

Yeah

A used...pink bathrobe

A rare...mint snow globe

A Smurf...TV tray

I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)

Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack

Just check...my feedback

"A++!" they all say

They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)

Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)

(From some guy) I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya

As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy...your tchotchkes

Sell me..your watch, please

I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)

I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)

(From that worldwide garage sail)

(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)

Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)

Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)

(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)

(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)

(Pez dispensers and a toaster)

(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)

(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay