Canibus Lyrics

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Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee Lyrics

Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee

feat. Biz Markie

[Canibus]

Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning

To the sound of your alarm clock alarm

About an hour from now

You should be at the place of employment

Which is annoying cause it's so boring

Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them

It affects your occupational performance

You wonder why your work load is so enormous

Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office

People get depressed, they get ulcers

From the stress that the corporate environment causes

Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this

Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:

You could take a new job offer for more chips

Stick it out a little longer or forfeit

But my advice to anybody that wants to quit

It'll feel much better if you say it like this:

[Biz Markie]

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it

[Canibus]

Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B

Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B

Put your middle finger up slowly

Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely

Say I ain't workin here no more

Who do you think you are?

Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor

Run to the door, to the payphone

Make a toll-free call

Tell your spouse what happened and where you are

So they can come and get you in the car later on

And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job

If the unemployment line ain't that long

You can take your time printin out W-9 forms

Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough

And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough

Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it

But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to

[Biz Markie]

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin here no more

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it

[Canibus]

Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs

The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious

While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces

Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated

You constantly waitin for a paycheck

Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet

Here's a optimistic motto

If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow

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