D12 Lyrics

Album: D12 World

My Band Lyrics

[Intro]

 I don't know dude...

 I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...

 And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...

 And they need to take it up with me after the show...

 Because...

 

 [Chorus]

 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...

 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

 

 [Verse 1 - Eminem]

 So I get off stage right and drop the mic

 Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

 "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.

 I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

 They're all like "Oh my god it's him"

 "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"

 "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"

 "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"

 And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

 Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

 All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

 Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage

 So like every single night they pick a fight with me

 But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

 Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

 Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

 This rock star shit, it's the life for me

 And all the other guys just despise me because

 

 [Chorus]

 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...

 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

 My band [x6]

 Roxanne

 My band [x2]

 

 [Verse 2 - Swift]

 You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you

 Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools

 Smash these vocals and do a performance

 But we in the van and he in a tour bus

 You don't want my autograph, yous a liar

 And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)

 What the hell is wrong with that dressing room

 Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal

 See I know how to rap, see it's simple but

 All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

 So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map

 Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

 

 [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]

 Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

 Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

 Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

 ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)

 You gonna be late for soundcheck

 Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

 But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

 You know what man I'ma say somethin

 Hey yo Em

 ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)

 Man no

 I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up

 Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up

 And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

 When I was bout to talk right after you

 I swear, I swear man

 

 [Chorus]

 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...

 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

 

 [Verse 4 - Proof]

 They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

 Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park

 I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot

 I should cut his mic off when the musics starts

 Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

 Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)

 We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments

 So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

 And these guys they can find every area code

 ([Em:] Proof carry my bag)

 Bitch carry your own

 Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

 (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

 

 [Verse 5 - Bizarre]

 Goddammit I'm sick of this group

 Time for me to go solo and make some loot

 I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

 Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

 Lose Yourself video I was in the back

 Superman video I was in the back

 Fuck the media, I got some suggestions

 Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions

 Like who's D12, how we get started

 (What about Eminem?)

 Bitch are you retarded?

 Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

 Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

 50 told me to do situps to get buff

 I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

 Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

 I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

 

 [Eminem]

 Girl why cant you see your the only one for me

 and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...

 [Chorus - Bizarre]

 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)

 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)

 Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...

 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

 My Band [Repeated 9x]

 

 [Outro]

 The hottest boy band in the world...

 D12!

 [Eminem as a salsa singer]

 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants

 And the lead singer of my band, my salsa

 Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance

 My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...

 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

 Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

 And take off their underpants

 My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

 And take off their underpants, my salsa

 (Where'd everybody go?)