D12 Lyrics

Album: Devils Night

Pimp Like Me Lyrics

(feat. Dina Rae)

 Whattup

 I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth

 This is straight G shit

 And all you can do is respect it

 

 [Swifty McVay]

 Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay

 None of y'all niggaz got shit to say

 Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee

 Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way

 A selfish man, the back of the hand

 Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can

 Prostitute, I want my loot

 And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and

 Y'all givin niggaz what they needin

 'til bitches understand I'm mean and

 Swift McVay is, blowin up

 Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up

 Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?

 What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?

 All you wanna do is wanna stick him up

 You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)

 D-12, naturally lifted

 You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit

 You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you

 Your entourage, nigga fuck them too

 I got grenades

 What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?

 (Y'all ain't gon' shoot)

 Y'all major soft

 Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough

 blood and shit

 That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?

 So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck

 If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)

 Even if the nigga don't care to nut

 For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks

 Respect the game, you just a slut

 So open your legs up and get my duck

 

 [Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]

 You just a .. (hoe)

 You just my .. (hoe)

 Dirty-ass .. (hoe)

 I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

 [repeat first part 3X]

 

 Go get my .. (dough)

 Go bring me my .. (dough)

 Dirty-ass .. (hoe)

 I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

 

 [Proof]

 I don't spit game, no longer than my name

 Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same

 Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me

 Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)

 And knowin the fact, I was born to mack

 That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac

 Got good game, that's a hood thang

 What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?

 Let 'em all bang, run that cheese

 Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)

 Rob a L7, that's a square

 You a bottom hoe, you got to know

 Off you I plan to make a lot of dough

 So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow

 [swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back

 [swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track

 

 [Kon Artis]

 I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas

 You get slapped when we're short of cash

 I get whiplash when I hit the gas

 And I holla out the window of the hatch

 Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it

 Suck it stroke it make me rich

 As a token of my appreciation it's

 another client for you to hit

 I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids

 You shoulda picked another occupation trick

 Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me

 and I'ma slap you up in this truck

 You must be out your mind or somethin

 Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin

 Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin

 You don't work? You make nothin

 I'm just another case of a lazy husband

 

 [Kuniva]

 I want the paper stack

 Buy you an outfit, then take it back

 When you page me BITCH I never page you back

 You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)

 Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too

 Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot

 Don't like a chick that act too cute

 Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)

 And don't be askin me, all kind of questions

 All harassin me, callin stressin

 Or I may have to release some aggression

 Beat you to death and teach you a lesson

 Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse

 Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now

 Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house

 Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch

 

 [Chorus]

 

 [Bizarre]

 Sell that pussy

 Sell that pussy bitch

 Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich

 You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch

 Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks

 Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash

 So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass

 Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em

 Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims

 (Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)

 Shut up bitch, you talk too much

 Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt

 You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin

 Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin

 Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of

 Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)

 Go suck dick in the back of the party

 So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

 

 [Chorus]

 

 [Eminem w/ Dina Rae]

 You just a .. (hoe)

 You just a .. (hoe)

 That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)

 You just a, dirty ass bitch

 A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch

 (Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)

 But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)

 

 [Outro]

 And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin

 You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen

 you ever seen in yo' god damn life

 Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene

 And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin

 YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about

 We let you know right here

 Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed

 That's just what we do

 You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968

 The pussy is all great

 I'll see you at eight, bitch