Fastball Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Breakfast Lyrics

Hold the milk, put back the sugar 

They are powerless to console 

We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes 

from our late friend's cereal bowl.

Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto 

that he taught us to repeat: 

"You will lose it in your gym class 

if you wait `til noon to eat."

Back when the Chess Club said our eggs were soft 

every Monday he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft 

Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon 

But before his brain stopped waving, he composed this tune:

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WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED 

AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL 

WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU 

MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU 

THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL

Breakfast clubbers, drop the hankies. 

Though to some our friend was odd, 

that day he bought those pine pajamas 

his check was good with God.

Those here without the Lord, 

how do you cope? 

For this morning we don't mourn 

like those who have no hope

Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop lovers - 

sing out sweet & low 

With spoons held high 

we bid our brother, "Cheerio!"

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