Guttermouth Lyrics

Album: Friendly People

P.C. Lyrics

you know, 

what pisses me off more than anything 

is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. 

like the other day, 

i was out walking

my siberian-american huskies. 

and you know how canines are:

they like to sniff everything, 

including each other's butts. 

so some guy walks up 

and he says, 

"get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"

so, i replied, 

"how dare you call them dogs! 

they're siberian-american huskies. 

that's like calling an african-american a black. 

or calling a mexican-american a mexican. 

or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!" 

it pissed me off so much i got a nose ring, 

dyed my hair blue 

and moved to san francisco!

my bus is broken down

my spirit's broken too

my girl's by my side

so i don't feel so blue

thirty miles more

to make it to the city

where junk is king

and the air smells shitty 

what a friendly town

it really suits us well

it took some getting used to 

that fucking hippy smell

everyone corrects me

every time i speak

i'm sick and fucking tired

of feeling like a stupid l.a. geek

i like it

i like it 

i like it

i like it, yes i do

i say it's not an issue

it doesn't shed much light

on a global scale

it isn't worth the fight

the tongue that girl speaks

is forked to you and me

that bitch has got a problem

i think it's called p.c.