Guttermouth Lyrics

Album: Musical Monkey

Lipstick Lyrics

On a Tuesday afternoon,

My mom came in my room,

And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed, and get a God damn job."

So I told her, "Hey hey. Fuck you mom."

And I threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in the

snatch

So I slammed the door in her face

Don't ever barge in my room

Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops

And tell them I'm abused

And you'll wind up in jail

While I snowboard in Vail

No one to post your bail.

'Cause daddy loves me more.

He says that you're a...

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You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid.

A little overweight.

Now give me 20 bucks.

Mommy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid.

A little overweight.

Now give me 20 bucks, now make it 50... bucks.

Now mom writes me letters.

I write return to sender

Let her rot there in her cell.

I watched the dogs mate on her bed.

Sorry mom

I had to pawn

The china, silver, and all your jewelry.

I had to eat and wrecked a bunch of prostitues like you!

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Now make it 60 bucks, now make it 75. Why don't you just give me

your whole God damn purse? I hope you're having fun rotting

in jail. Maybe I'll come visit you. Nah!

Enjoy your life in jail....