Guttermouth Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Mom Lyrics

on a tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room

and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damn job 

so i told her hey hey fuck you mom

and I threw the phone at her head

but i missed and hit her in the snatch

so I slammed the door in her face

don't ever barge in my room 

or I'll kick your ass 

and call the cops and tell them im abused

and you'll wind up in jail

while i snowboard in vail

no one to post your bail

cuz daddy loves me more

he says that your a 

You're worthless

you're lazy

you're stupid

a little over weight

now give me $20

mommy your so worthless

you're lazy 

you're stupid

a little over weight 

now give me $20 

no make it 50..bucks

now mom writes me letter

I write return to sender

let her rot there in her cell 

I watched the dogs mate on her bed

sorry mom i had to pawn the china silver and all your jewlery

I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

you're lazy 

you're stupid 

a little over weight

now give me $20 bucks 

mommy you're so worthless 

you're lazy 

you're stupid 

a little over weight

now give me $20 bucks 

no make it $50

no make it $60 no make it 75

why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse

i hope your having fun rotting in jail

maybe i'll come visit you

nah 

enjoy your stretch in jail