Kanye West Lyrics

Album: College Dropout

The New Workout Plan Lyrics

[Intro]

 You just popped in the Kanye West

 Get right for the summer workout tape

 And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly

 you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player

 Man, at least a dude wit' a car

 So first of all we gon' work on the stomach

 Nobody wants a little tight ass!

 

 [Verse 1]

 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and

 Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

 Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave

 Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

 Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

 It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

 Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick

 What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me

 So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

 Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..

 I came...

 I came..

 

 [Chorus]

 It's been a week without me

 and she feel weak without me

 She wanna talk it out but

 Ain't nothin' to talk about

 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out

 then maybe we can work it out

 Work it out (Come on) [4x]

 Work it out now

 Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

 

 [Verse 2]

 Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

 My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet

 Ooh girl your breath is HARSH

 Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

 Off them tracks yea I bought them cars

 Still killa a nigga on 16 bars

 We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat

 Maybe one day girl we can bone

 so you can brag to all your homies now

 But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl

 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz

 Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8

 All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates

 You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating

 Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

 

 [Chorus]

 It's been a week without me

 and she feel weak without me

 She wanna talk it out but

 Ain't nothin' to talk about

 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out

 then maybe we can work it out

 Work it out (Come on) [4x]

 Work it out now

 Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

 

 [Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]

 [Jill] Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to

 Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player

 and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive

 I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

 

 [Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say

 that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

 I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's

 put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun

 And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's

 broke ass no mo'

 

 (Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')

 

 [Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama

 and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

 I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide

 And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

 

 [Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan

 I'm the envy of all my friends

 See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)

 And I don't gotta work at the mall again

 

 [Beat changes]

 

 (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)

 My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)

 I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)

 (It's that old Michael Jackson shit)

 

 That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk

 Get your salad, no dessert

 Get that man you deserve

 It's Kanye's workout plan

 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)

 It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)

 His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this)

 

 That's right put in work

 Move your ass, go wizzerk

 Eat your salad, no dessert

 Get that man you deserve (Stop!)

 It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)

 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)

 It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)

 His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time)

 

 That's right put in work (Woo!)

 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow!

 Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)

 Get that man you deserve

 

 That's right put in work (Put in work)

 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)

 Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)

 Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)

 

 That's right put in work (That's right put in work)

 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)

 Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)

 Get that man you deserve (Woo!)

 

 (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering]

 (I appreciate your time)

 I want to see you work out for me

 Woah yeah