Lagwagon Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Falling Apart Lyrics

Hello, welcome to the show 

Thought we broke up years ago 

What's up, I just shit my pants 

Gambled and I lost 

Good times, just blew out my knee 

I've fallen and I can't get up 

Oh shit, I think I broke my back 

Where's the wheelchair? 

I'm old school 

I'm played out 

Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis 

The vultures circling above our balding heads 

Second verse, the same as the first 

I forgot the words again 

Railer, lost my inhaler 

Who's got a smoke for the Caper? 

Hold on let me catch my breath 

All right, I feel better now 

Take it to the bridge 

I'll never be Ozzy 

On stage when I'm fifty 

I'm gonna look like Elvis 

By the time I'm forty 

We're already bogus 

We're already fading 

We'll never be The Rolling Stones 

I'm staying home 

Dementia and senility 

My failing muscles atrophy 

I've lost all ability 

Falling apart 

Blue hair, brown teeth 

Failing livers, defeat 

Maybe we will try to pull it off 

For another year