Machine Gun Fellatio Lyrics

Album: For The Ladies EP

Horny Blonde 40 (Portishead Remix) Lyrics

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day

Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae

Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear

Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere

Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings

For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding

My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a

Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors...

...for you

Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool

I love you, do you know how to love me?

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine

Those two eyes...

The easiest thing in the world for a girl to do is to get picked up. That's why if you're on the move, the highway's the only way to go. As sure as there are men in the world I know my ticket to anywhere is gonna be along soon. See, all you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers.

Hunky funky skunk-fucker pay me suck his finger on screen

Got the video set-up with felafel soaked in kerosene

There's a corgi playin' hooky with a wolf-cross-kelpie

While your front bum low hums shufflin' like a mother to me...

...from you

Ow!

Turn around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool

I love you, do you know how to love me?

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine

...all you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers.