Randy Travis Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Dear Penis Lyrics

Dear penis

I don't think I like you any more

you use to watch me shave

now all you do is stare at the floor

oh dear penis 

I dont like you anymoe

it use to be u and me

a paper towel and a dirty magazine 

that's all we needed to get by

now it seems things have changed

and I think your the one to blame 

dear penis I dont like you anymore

he says

dear Rodney 

I dont think I like you any more

cause when you get to drinkin

you put me places I've never been before

dear Rodney I don't like you anymore

why can't we just get a grip 

on our man to hand relationship

come to terms to truly how we feel

if we put our heads together

we'ed just stay home forever

dear penis I think I like you afterall

o and Rodney while your shaving shave my balls