Robbie Williams Lyrics

Album: ESCAPOLOGY

Handsome Man Lyrics

Hello. Did you miss me?

 I know I'm hard to resist

 Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.

 It's hard to be humble

 When you're so fucking big

 Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

 

 I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese

 Tell your babes in arms and OAP's

 Come take a piece of me

 

 If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

 If you don't see me I don't exist

 It's nice to meet you

 Now let me go and wash my hands

 Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

 The world's most handsome man

 

 Y'all know who I am

 I'm still the boy next door

 That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore

 If I've gone up in the world

 Or is the world gone down on me

 I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

 

 Give in and love it

 What's the point in hating me

 You can't argue with popularity

 Well you could

 But you'd be wrong

 

 If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

 If you don't need me I don't exist

 You voted for me

 Now let me see a show of hands

 Here before you stands

 

 Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

 Though it's not for me

 Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame

 Then I'm out of here

 It's not very complicated

 I'm just young and overrated

 

 Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

 If you don't see me I don't exist

 It's nice to meet you

 Now let me go and wash my hands

 Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

 Here before you stands

 Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

 If you don't need me I don't exist

 It's nice to meet you

 Now let me go and wash my hands

 Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

 The world's most handsome man

 The world's most handsome man

 The world's most handsome man