Shania Twain Lyrics

Album: Come On Over

Honey, I'm Home Lyrics

The car won't start-it's falling apart

 I was late for work and the boss got smart

 My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose

 My hair went flat-man, I hate that 

 Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

 I realized I forgot my purse

 With all this stress-I must confess

 This could be worse than PMS 

 

 This job ain't worth the pay 

 Can't wait 'til the end of the day

 Honey, I'm on my way

 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 

 

 Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

 Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

 Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

 Fix me up my favorite treat

 Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

 I need to relax and watch TV

 Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

 Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

 

 I broke a nail opening the mail

 I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell

 This job's a pain-it's so mundane

 It sure don't stimulate my brain 

 

 This job ain't worth the pay 

 Can't wait 'til the end of the day

 Honey, I'm on my way

 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 

 

 Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

 Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

 Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

 Fix me up my favorite treat

 Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

 I need to relax and watch TV

 Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

 Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

 

 Oh, rub my neck will you 

 

 Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day

 Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

 Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

 Fix me up my favorite treat

 Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me

 I need to relax and watch TV

 Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

 Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

 

 I'm home, that feels much better