Tankard Lyrics

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Hot Dog Inferno Lyrics

Appetite and hunger come

 No matter where you're from

 Either near or far

 Come to my snack bar

 Have some fries or have some meat

 No matter what you eat

 You will never know

 At "Hot Dog Inferno"

 

 Welcome to the best burger in your whole life

 Order, fool, or you'll miss all the fun

 Hey there, lady, suck my sausage for the whole night

 Come on, baby, I'll serve you all night long

 

 No way! Eat it up!

 Sit down again, it's a

 Long day! Bad luck!

 See this gun, mister?

 

 Look into mu frying pan

 And I will cook your brain

 Swallow faster

 This sandwich disaster

 Have some fries or have some meat

 No matter what you eat

 You will never know

 At "Hot Dog Inferno"

 

 Ain't that good? It's an age old mayonnaise cream

 Ketchup rules, so please drink up your cup

 Greasy sauce, I bet you'd die to try my tongue quiche

 Boiling pasta is heating up your blood

 

 No way! Eat it up!

 Sit down again, it's a

 Long day! Bad luck!

 See this gun, mister?

 

 Your tombstones my wooden spoon

 Your order seals your doom

 Die of mustard

 You god damned bastard

 Have some fries or have some meat

 No matter what you eat

 You will never know

 At "Hot Dog Inferno"

 

 Fidding you with black pudding to your last breath

 Onions raw will make you fart til death

 Finalli I'm gonna cut you into pieces

 Steaks on my grill, you smell so good at last

 

 No way! Eat it up!

 Sit down again, it's a

 Long day! Bad luck!

 See this gun, mister?

 

 Appetite and hunger come

 No matter where you're from

 Either near or far

 Come to my snack bar

 Have some fries or have some meat

 No matter what you eat

 You will never know

 At "Hot Dog Inferno"

 Ever been a cannibal?

 Just look at your plate, pal

 What a big surprise

 The last one in your life

 Have some fries or have some meat

 No matter what you eat

 You will never know

 At "Hot Dog Inferno"