Tenacious D Lyrics

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Cosmic Shame (Show) Lyrics

ohaaaaaa ooooh

(aplause)

okay eh, the next band asked me to read this "stick around if you don't

mind some cream in your jeans"

here they are....TENACIOUS D! 

(aplause)

so....hello.....if i were to say something to yawl tonight;

i'd say set the artist free, im talking about the artist inside here...set

free!

Im sayin':Quit your day job

yeah and i know alot of you people here are sayin' : i cant quit my

day job

i got kids to feed JJaack

QUIT UR DAY JOB!

Focus on your crafts before its all over, youve died, youve squandered

it....youre fuckin' robots!

Then after a couple of years, if youre focusing earnistly on your crafts

KG and i will swoop in, we will check on your progress.

And we will encourage you TO CONTINUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE;

or we can say stop, then seriously you must stop...or penalties will be 

created and inforced cos listen

this is the problem:

Sometimes you follow your heart

Sometimes your heart cuts a fart (poop sound)

Thats the cosmic shame

Thats the cosmic shahaaaaaaame

and i know what you are saying now:

"what makes you so fuckin' good?"

i don't fuckin know, and i dont like it!

ive stayed up going hahaha

why cant everybody fuckin' have it

cos this is the thing

some people learn it on the streets

some people learn it in their schools

Me and KG we were fuckin' born with it homes

lets check it out

(freestyle)

that shit came of the top of my fuckin head yawl

(freestyle)

ITS THE COSMIC SHAME!

thankyou