Tenacious D Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Spiderman Lyrics

This is a song

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can 

Is he strong? Listen bud

He has the radioactive blood

Hey there! There goes the Spiderman

Ohhh!!!!! 

Is he strong? Listen bud

He has the radioactive blood

Can swing from a thread?

Take a look overhead

Hey there! There goes the Spiderman

Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em

He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves! 

Here comes Spidey

He's not fucking really Spidey

His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey! 

Spiderman doesn't look right

He looks like cheap ass! 

Spidey wearing the nike shoes

I can see in the fucking BVDs 

Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still

It's fucking sassafrassquatch!

I've been searching for him for ten years

And now's my chance to capture him

I'm not moving on...fuck! 

He's using the web! He's using the web! 

Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!

He's using the fucking Spidey

Twa, it didn't hold 'em!

It fucking holds almost everbody

But it didn't work on Sass! 

He fucking used a Matrix move! 

He fucking used a Matrix move! 

Doosh! 

Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?

What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun! 

David Dark's got the tranquil gun

He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun

But it didn't...(starts to laugh)

Why's he have his cock out? That's not right! 

Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off

Now what the fuck is happening tonight? 

It's looking like a fight! 

No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've fucking known!

Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass

He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed

What are you doing..no, no no

Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus! 

He's sucking on his fucking chode! 

He's gonna shoot your fucking load

If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load? 

Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer! 

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears. 

That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum

Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position

I don't know what for! 

But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll. 

Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship

He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! 

The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick

Works every time. See if you can keep him alive

That rips. Life is a great big hang up.

Whenever there's a bang up! 

You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!

Taking a shit on David Dark!