Tenacious D Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Things I Want Lyrics

Ho Ho Ho

So many christmas letters,

So many wishes,

Lucy wants a squeezie doll,

Jimmy wants a moon rocket,

Oh, this list is rather long,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,

Cos there's alot of cool shit I want

I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,

Cos there's alot of cool shit I want,

So here's my list-a, 

So check it out twice-a,

I waaaaaaant,

A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,

I waaaaaaant,

A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,

I want all of the Beatles copyrights,

I want to chop Florida off the map,

I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,

Thats all the cool shit I want,

But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,

There's still alot of cool shit I want,

So here's my list-a,

So check it out twice-a,

I waaaaaaant,

A time machine and a BB gun,

I waaaaaaant,

A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,

I waaaaaaant,

To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,

I waaaaaaant,

A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,

That there's some really cool shit I want,

I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,

That I deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,

So check it out twice-a,

I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,

PS I still-a need some more shit-a,

I waaaaaaant,

A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,

I waaaaaaant,

A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,

I waaaaaaant,

A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,

I waaaaaaant,

All the cool shit I want!