Ugly Kid Joe Lyrics

Album: As Ugly as They Wanna Be

Madman Lyrics

Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade 

Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made 

But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family 

I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me? 

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 

And I hope I didn't ruin your day 

Won't you be my neighbor? 

I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas 

My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, this I'm sure you'll see 

Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery 

Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed 

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 

And if I could I surely would 

Invite you in and say 

Won't you be my neighbor? 

Won't you be my neighbor? 

Won't you be my neighbor? 

Won't you be my neighbor? 

C'mon I don't think you'll find 

A place to live in peace of mind 

You're gonna live in misery 

When you're livin' next to me 

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah 

Won't you be my, won't you be my fuckin'neighbor? 

Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke 

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa 

And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa 

Now I know just what you're thinkin' 

It could be out 'n' you're drinkin' 

So don't you knock it until you try it 

It could be you in a little while 

I hope I didn't ruin your day 

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 

And I dig your wife, she sure is good 

It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha