Ugly Kid Joe Lyrics

Album: As Ugly as They Wanna Be

WHIPLASH LIQUOR Lyrics

written by Klaus Eichstadt, Roger Lahr and Whitfield Crane

Suburban white alcoholic trash

We ain't glam and we ain't trash

We're victims of a society

That fucks with me about sobriety

They say don't drink this and don't drink that

'cause it does a little more than just make you fat

It's a serious disease that you learn about in school

And if your dad's an alcoholic then you'll be one too

Now my mom and dad don't have a clue

That the one-fifty-one is now eighty proof

And all the times I borrowed the car

Not as a ride but as a shitface bar

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker, it's the best!

Weekend comes and my parents are gone

It's time to party once I mow the lawn

Havin' fun ain't that a fact

It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac

Invite everyone and your neighbors too

It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n roll zoo

But don't be blabbin' it around my mother

But invite everyone and your skate rat brother

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, makes you sicker, it's the best!