Weezer Lyrics

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Ass Wipe (Parody Of Hashpipe) Lyrics

Uhhhhh!

I can't help my butt-itch I go out of my mind

This TP 'bout to get me cause it wipes my behind

I can't wipe my business if i cant get a trick

Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me 

(Whoa) you got your problems 

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) You got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe

Uhhh!

I can't help my hemorrhoids, they get out of control

I know that you don't care but I want you to know

The pretty scented kind is a favorite treat

For men that don't bother with a taste of a teat

Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me

(Whoa) you got your problems

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) You got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe

(Ooh) I got my ass wipe

Uhhh!

Whoa, come on and wipe me

Whoa, come on and wipe me

(Whoa) come on and wipe me

(Whoa) you got your problems

(Whoa) I got my ass wipe

(Whoa) you got your big cheese

I got my ass wipe

(Ooh) I got my ass wipe

I got my ass wipe

I got my ass wipe